You can’t make this shit up. Well, you can, but there’s no need to make it up because idiots really are working tirelessly to make your descent into climate crisis oblivion more comfortable with cuddly snuggly safe words such as “Freedom Gas.”
by O Society May 29, 2019
Yes, they are. Today’s Department of Energy Press release here:
“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy.”
Pull my finger!
~ U.S. Under Secretary of Energy Mark Menezes
“There’s no doubt today’s announcement furthers this Administration’s commitment to promoting energy diversity worldwide.”
Energy for colored people! Rainbow energy for the homosexuals too!
“I am pleased the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world.”
~ Assistant Secretary for Fossil Energy Steven Winberg
Yes, here it is again. It’s exactly what he said:
The jokes write themselves (jokes paid for by the Koch corporation):
America is become so stupid, we now officially deserve the Anthropocene extinction we’ve wrought for ourselves (and everyone else).
Apologies to the eagle, he didn’t deserve us.