He Blames His Orange Appearance on Light Bulbs in an Echochamber Friday the 13th Babblerama

This just in from the it’s so leftover from the ’80s it still smells flammable sponsored by AquaNet desk…

by God edited by O Society September 13, 2019

Donald Trump is a man who never found a tanning booth he didn’t like. He looks as if a permanent pair of protective goggles is burned onto his skin. He is Cheeto Jesus incarnate. The man is Agent Orange Julius Caesar…

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Rude insults about this alleged president may or may not feel cathartic, yet often I wonder— can he even read? Probably inhales the comments section, since he’s one of the most insecure people on the planet spends his life gazing at his own Qscore navel.

How many times do you need to be called orange before you start putting on concealer? If anything, he’s gotten more orange since taking office. Well, Internet, Trump might not change, but he’s heard your jokes comparing him to a loose wheel of Wisconsin not-so-sharp cheddar.

While addressing a room full of house Republicans at a retreat dinner on Thursday, Trump finally mentioned he knows he looks orange, as NBC News reports.

He also claims the reason his skin resembles a loose pile of abandoned orange peels is dreaded energy-efficient lightbulbs. And they’re making everyone orange, not just him. Be aware and be afraid, very afraid!

“The light bulb. People said what’s with the light bulb? I said here’s the story, and I looked at it. The bulb that we’re being forced to use—No. 1, to me, most importantly, the light’s no good. I always look orange,” Trump said. “And so do you. The light is the worst.”

Obviously, people find this absurd:

The Trump Show said last week they’re planning to roll back requirements for energy-efficient lightbulbs standardized under the last two previous administrations, and the Department of Energy plans to repeal a regulation enacted by Obama to make more lightbulbs comply with energy-efficient standards.

So, Trump wants to destroy the planet either for vanity or to distract us from noticing he’s destroying the planet with blatant lies about his self-tanning products abuse.

Looks bad under any light. Not the brightest star in the… box.

 

6 thoughts on “He Blames His Orange Appearance on Light Bulbs in an Echochamber Friday the 13th Babblerama

    1. Joe Biden is 76 years old.
      Donald Trump is 73 years old.
      Bernie Sanders is 78 years old.

      Does anybody remember Ronald Reagan with his Alzheimer? When he told the Iran Contra investigators, “I have no recollection of that.” he might have been telling us the truth.

      https://www.c-span.org/video/?9645-1/iran-contra-investigation-day-38

      Reagan couldn’t remember shit by the end, so who knows what he had a recollection of doing?

      So then, why did we forget these lessons of history? It wasn’t that long ago? Why are are all the front runners in 2020 old geezers? Haven’t we had enough of these cryptkeeper old bastards looking out for how things were in 1950 yet?

      Donald Trump babbling about “energy efficient lightbulbs are the devil!”

      Joe Biden’s record skipping all over the place!

      https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/09/13/joe-biden-record-player-debate-228105

      WTF? Not just what the fuck is wrong with Joe Biden and Donald Trump, but WTF is wrong with America?

      We have reality TV show “debates” asking the contestants easier questions than the high school debate team handled back in 1950, and the contestants on this Who Wants to be a President? show are basically dribbling inane answers all over the microphones.

      How is this not a problem? That’s what Politico says. “It’s not his age.” they say. WTF?

      At least Bernie Sanders appears lucid and functioning, but Cheeto Jesus and Chewbacca should be put out to pasture in a field of daisies, not running our country on vapid vacuous King Lear power fumes alone!

      WTF is wrong with US? We put up with this travesty of a mockery of a sham, why?

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  1. Trump reflects his supporters… are you saying Trumpets are orange people, you know oompa loompas or something?

    Here’s a photo of the 10 Democratic presidential candidates from Thursday Sept 12 debate in Houston published by the Wall St Journal. Which one(s) look orange?

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